Army major drugged by strippers in Poland who bit his nipples to ‘keep him awake’

An executive officer in the US Army aviation battalion reportedly went AWOL for two days after…

Man with 35 girlfriends arrested for birthday bounty grift

A Japanese man has been taken in custody by police after being romantically linked to 35…

LEMMY HAD HIS ASHES TURNED INTO BULLETS AND GIVEN TO FRIENDS

In a last request worthy of the godfather of metal, Lemmy Kilmister, legendary bassist and singer…

BARBER DESCRIBES ‘FREAK ACCIDENT’ THAT NEARLY COST HIM HIS LIFE

A hair stylist in Boston who unintentionally stabbed himself recounted his story to The New York…

TRIO STRANDED ON DESERT ISLAND SURVIVED ON COCONUTS AND RATS FOR 33 DAYS

Two men and a woman from Cuba rescued on a desert island Tuesday survived by eating…

LAWYER IN PERU BUSTED HUMPING GIRLFRIEND ON COURTROOM LIVESTREAM

Order in the court! During a livestreamed court hearing in Peru, an attorney seemingly shifted the…

GAMESTOP INVESTORS MOCK WALL STREET WITH BILLBOARDS, BANNERS

Redditors who bought GameStop stocks have used some of their investment earnings to purchase billboards across…

MAN PISSES PANTS FOR CASH, GOV’T SEIZES THE HAUL

What would you do to make a cool five grand? A Norwegian student urinated on himself…

CAROLE BASKIN ‘RELIEVED’ TRUMP DIDN’T PARDON ‘TIGER KING’

Suspected murderer and arch-rival of the “Tiger King,” Carole Baskin, expressed gratitude after former President Trump…

ELON MUSK SENDS TWO-WORD TWEET THAT RESULTS IN WRONG COMPANY SOARING 438% IN THE STOCK MARKET

Elon Musk—the billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX—sent a two-word tweet to his 42 million Twitter…

HOMELESS MAN SAVES EVERY ANIMAL FROM BURNING SHELTER IN GA.

A homeless man put his life on the line to save numerous cats and dogs stranded…

TIGER KING PARDON UNDER REVIEW BY WHITE HOUSE

Dodgy homosexual zookeeper and documentary star Joe Exotic’s pursuit of a presidential pardon has made it…