DEAR CENSORED : SHE-CESSION AND COMMUNIST GOALS (ca. 1963)

Dear Censored,

I was scrolling through youtube trying to find videos of you and Ryan and I came across this. It’s your old buddy backstabbing Dante Nero. He’s back to his old Pornographic ways. He’s talking with other respectable black “leaders”. Real pillars of the community, about how there is racism in black porn because there isn’t enough “love” or enough “kissing” and “caressing”. Imagine being so retarded and so obsessed with being a victim that you’re angry because pornstars; the drug addicted classy people they are, aren’t making “love” and are just fucking. As if white porn is a special and beautiful thing. Fuck these people. Start from the beginning about 30 seconds in he starts talking about the racism. Our society is so inexplicably fucked. Fellow inhabitor of the Fag Zone,

-Jake


P.S Gavin You’re the one who talked about how it is important to question society and its beliefs. So settle down on the Ryan shitting and his retarded dinasour beliefs.

Dear Censored,

This might be an “old Chinese secret”, but in case you haven’t: this is a 2 min satirical video, by the BBC no less, where they make a lot of the same points that Gavin makes about modern women in the workplace!

-Steven

Dear Censored,

Horrific video shows moment backhoe crushes NYC woman to death as she walked in Brooklyn

-Scott

Dear Censored,

Ryan, you’re so lucky you have someone like Gavin who is concerned for your future and tries to give you opportunities like he did in last week’s show. As someone who was also abandoned by my (black) dad, you seem kind of ungrateful. I would love to have an older, wiser dad like figure that takes time out of his day to give me advice or even a second thought! You seem like a good guy and everything, but come on man! 

-Tovah

Dear Censored,

Gavin have you met your black twin? I’m kidding, he doesn’t look like you but this man, Kevin Samuels, says the same things about modern women and feminism as you do. Except that you are ten times nicer at it! (YES.) He has been acquiring YouTube fame since October and he’s been invited to many interviews (he is an accomplished individual outside YouTube as well). It sucks that everything he says is being considered groundbreaking whilst you have said it all already and got cancelled because you aren’t black. But, oh well, c’est la vie. Here’s one of the last interviews  which is a nice summary of hours of his content on his channel. 
Your most loyal 22 year old fans!!!1

-AnA

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Dear Censored,

look who it is, Cabin McCribbage and Bryan Cat Soup Repair Bill 
Hope all is well boys. I was watching the NBA Allstar Game last night and you couldn’t go one second without hearing about the money raised going to African American funds and scholarships. Everything to do with the night involved blackness. I actually believe they made a mistake and had Alesia Cara sing the Canadian national anthem, thinking she is a black women, when in fact both her parents are of Southern Italian origins. 
There is a movement to change the NBA logo from the white Jerry West to Kobe Bryant, which I am fine with, however players are wearing shirts that state “Black Kings Built This League”. Could you imagine white NHL players wearing shirts that state “White Kings Built This League”.  I find this just crazy. I feel the media and the woke people out there are creating racial divide when there shouldn’t be any. Thoughts? 
All the best boys. Keep up the great work. 

-Barr

Dear Censored,

Gavin, your story about masturbating in the car in front of your friend Steve is GAY. There’s a reason Jackass never aired a stunt titled “Masturbating in front of my friend” because that’s GAY. My wife and I still love listening to you, we are just adjusting to our newfound understanding of your sexual orientation, and hope that you will move into the Fag Zone with the retard. All this information is being forwarded to the Department of War Movie Veterans for the removal of your medals and to issue your dishonorable discharge.
It’s been a good run, A longtime fan

-Jake

Dear Censored,

Justin Trudeau says women are disproportionately affected by COVID. We are facing a “shecession” @JustinTrudeau #IWD #ministerofcuck 


I’m gay for Gavin and I like Father Feltcher of The Fag Zone more than a friend. 

-Jim

Dear Censored,

From the Daily Wire. Cant add a link. 

-Caitlin

Dear Censored,

here is a video of a cute dog doing guinness world record stuff
I like your new friend, um, uh… excuse me, heels on fuck glasses,

-Beastmode

Dear Censored,

As you know, Coca-Cola recently put their employees through anti-whiteness training where they gave them a list of ways to “be less white”. One of the ways to “be less white” was to “be less certain”, but I don’t think even Robin DiAngelo meant be less certain about dinosaurs.
I wanted to give you this Norm Macdonald video drop. This is from an interview he did with Sarah Silverman. The link is timestamped so it should take you right to the spot. 
One quick question to end the email. In hindsight, instead of choosing Fred Perry’s for the Proud Boys, do you wish that you had chosen a common brand/shirt like a red Ralph Lauren Polo? Since so many people wear Ralph Lauren, the media would constantly be accusing everyone of being a secret Proud Boy, it would be a hilarious John Nash level of paranoia to witness. 
Thanks,

-Ben

Dear Censored,

This Prada imaginary monkey creature caused a stir back in 2018 and was accused of resembling or invoking blackface. It seems to me that calling this creature out as racist is in actuality a racist act within itself. What I don’t understand is why people don’t call this behaviour out as it happens. Why do people cower and cave in to it? 
It got me thinking about objects or symbols that can be perceived as racist and to what degree they actually are racist and how this is measured. For example if we listened to the same song, you might like it and I might not. Who is to say if the song is good or bad in the end. I think many people go along with it to avoid being labeled as a racist and then subsequently get taken advantage of. It seems that a great race hustle is now upon us and the ‘anti-racists’ are really the most racist people of all.  
Anyway, fuck Prada and Ryan. I wanna hug you with my robe on.Cheers.

-Alex


p.s. Oh and how long do you think until they remove the ‘white’ in the name Whitehouse?

Dear Censored,

Mercedes Carrera WTF

Is she in GITMO? What happened to a speedy trial?
https://www.xbiz.com/p/mercedes-carrera?v=2017-09-21

Dear Censored,

One chud beats up a gaggle of women.

-Bear

Dear Censored,

If you missed this wee gem. 
For one second I thought the CNN publicist had grown a pair, but no, he rolled over and cucked out as originally expected. 

-Guff

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMDpQbdASkF/?igshid=1pt1fnhjh4q5u

Dear Censored,

This shit hits true on so many levels 

-Mich

Dear Censored,

Have you heard of this dude. He is blowing up Youtube. 


William

Dear Censored,

Just wanted to share a quality vid from a while back of the legendary Jeremy Clarkson having a gold old anti government rant. He the best. I’m a total poof for Clarkson. 
Just wanted to thank you as you’re helping me through a right fucking cunt of a time in my life right now. Love from Stirling, Scotland. 
Heels & Sunglasses. 

-Niall

ump fwd to 55 secs in. 

Dear Censored,

Stumbled on this video of Barry Goldwater, outsider anti-establishment Republican prez nominee in ’64.
Check out 20:00 thru 21:07.  
Can you imagine how the last 50 years would’ve been different if Goldwater had won and the commie hordes were kept at bay?  
Dare to dream.
-Joe

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

150 Tennessee children recovered in Operation Volunteer Strong

Dear Censored,

Great video from Mat Best who wrote the book “Thank You for My Service.”
Coming out as conservative:
Heels, sunglasses.
-Joe

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