Hangers and Bangers

Dear Censored,

Was watching Compound/Censored and thought Gavin was looking a bit familiar, realised that he was the spitting image of Merlin from the Sword in the Stone cartoon from back in the day. 
Tell Ryan to play the “Ya Douche” Video drop again, been missing it. 

-Sayonara

Dear Censored,

You guys were talking about how schools can be legally segregated the other day.  My kids go to a private school here on Maui where you have to have native Hawaiian blood.  It’s called Kamehameha School it was founded in 1893 by Charles Reed Bishop.  His wife Bernice Pauahi owned a yuge estate, they didn’t have kids and she died of cancer fairly young, so when she died she left in her will that her estate would go towards the education of Hawaiian children. 
It is a top notch private school here in Hawaii, very Christian and surprisingly one of the least woke in the state.  But you must have pre contact native Hawaiian blood to go there, which I have (my wife is also native American). There have been a few challenges to this over the years but people in Hawaii generally respect the policy and figure the Hawaiians got the short end of the stick so to speak so lets just let them have their nice school.
The rival school is considered the rich snobby white private school, its called Punahou.  I graduated from there in the early 90’s about 12 years after Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama.
Btw both my kids (teenage boy and girl) are super MAGA, my son loves listening to you guys although I have to make him put on the ear muffs once in a while…keep up the good work and God Bless…
Mahalo!

-Mentaloaf

Dear Censored,

Check out this clip at 2:00 minutes JBP floats your same masochism theory regarding Islam and feminism.

-Lucas

Dear Censored,

With humility I respectfully submit to you the greatest black, trans, disabled, body positive punk band of all time, their beauty is only overshadowed by the causes they attach themselves to. Maybe new perminant intro song for the show?! You’re welcome in advance.

-Beav

Dear Censored,

Dear Gavin and ry guy, R/witchcraft on Reddit  has decided to put hexes on the Taliban because of woman’s rights, I think?
It’s hard to know who will win, the larping “witches” of Bushwick or moronic sandpeople with guns. 
Thanks,Adam. 
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/reddit-witchcraft-taliban-hex/
https://www.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p6nc4e/psa_be_careful_when_bewitching_the_taliban/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/p6poq6/a_user_suggests_hexing_the_taliban_on_rwitchcraft/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Dear Censored,

Saw this as a headline in the supermarket this morning. Of course it’s written by a woman from Brooklyn, in the new European. It’s the old Tucker Carlson is a Neo-Nazi, and this is the mainstream in the UK. 
Thanks,

-Adam


https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/who-is-tucker-carlson/

Dear Censored,

Watching that video of the dad who wrestled that girl’s arm out of the gator’s mouth got me thinking..
Too many people would have just sat there and recorded it.. Now any real Dad (sorry Ryan) wouldn’t just sit back and let it happen to a defenseless girl. That guy is a small town hero.
And I know you know this.. i say this because what is stopping regular Dad’s like the gator guy from going down to the Texas border and defending it? Other than obviously a 40 hour work week and having to leave their family..
I just feel like if the border patrol isn’t “allowed” to do anything then what is stopping a regular citizen from going down to the border to protect it? I cant imagine that illegal aliens have any rights, right? They aren’t citizens
Now I’m NOT saying we need to go down there with our “AR14’s” (as Biden would say) because I know that would be just the catalyst the demon rats are looking for to try a gun grab.. 

I think the dems know that they need warm bodies for votes now that people are starting to realize how the election was rigged..
I’m a dad with two young boys. I would do ANYTHING to keep the evils of communism out of this country for them.
I cant imagine that border patrol is letting illegals cross the border and come into our country with weapons.. so I assume all we need to do is push back. Maybe they are armed but I feel like we have to try something!
Obviously Proud boys couldn’t go down there because then it would turn in to a “Proud boys thing” but have you considered rebranding the proud boys? Or creating another secret club of American dad’s that want to defend the country while staying within the rule of law? Maybe Matty could create it just because I know you probably have a lot of people on your back as it is. Maybe call them the “good ole boys” or just call the group something to where the right can defend them like the left does with antifa. When they said “antifa is just against fascism”
I’m just tried of sitting back and doing nothing while our country crumbles. I’ve thought about becoming a police officer or joining the border patrol but it seems like they’ve been castrated to the point they cant really do much of anything anymore..
Didn’t mean for this letter to be this long.. I just feel like we have to be brave and do something!
I want your cock in my mouth and your heels behind my head,
-Eddy 

Dear Censored,

A Belgian poet has come out with the amazing statement that we’re all paedophiles, and okay it’s the words of a crazy person, but a person employed by the Belgium government. Fire her and give it to Belgium police’s sexual assault units. 
Thanks,

-Adam


https://neonnettle.com/news/16299-progressive-belgian-poet-people-must-accept-that-pedophilia-resides-in-each-of-us-

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

hat black chick you played on the show yesterday begging for a guitar was not playing the guitar in that backing track to her “talk-singing”.  That’s from this new song from Will Smith’s daughter – which yes, is a bit of a jam, and is way better than the talk singing ripped-off version from that other black chick:

-David

Dear Censored,

What in the hell has happened with this resurgence of mask hysteria. It’s insane.  My kids in first grade in az. They first started by “pleading” to the parents to make out kids wear masks.  Only 10% complied. Now they have found a loophole and are making it part of the dress code.  It’s now gotten absolutely insane. I cannot understand what all of these people are so dam scared of anymore.  And the idea that a 6 year old could even wear a mask correctly is another layer of stupid.  it’s time to fight back. These sadists are now trying to punish children.  

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Article and video on a case of folie à deux, or “shared psychosis”.
What does this say about nurture vs nature? Was this shared psychosis thing just because they were twins? What say you?

-Chad


https://www.thescarechamber.com/ursula-sabina-eriksson/

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

This podcast clip breaks down the real thinking behind  blm and such, they just want  the power. 
56 seconds in: only people of their own ethnicity can have photos of their own ethnicity 
1 minute 22 seconds in: but our black company can use photos of any other ethnicity  that aren’t white 
7minutes 13 seconds: because every non white person is black, of course. 

Thanks, Adam. 

Dear Censored,

I recently signed my daughter up for swim lessons out here in Chino Hills Ca, on the Asian side of town.
Now mind you as a kid Chino Hills had a lot of Asians but they were mostly Philipino. So I have grown up around Asians my whole life.
But not these Asians. These Asians are Chinese. These Chinese people are hilarious. They will fart right out in the open and not even bat an eye! Even the ladies! 
Last night was my daughter’s 6th or 7th lesson and I’m still not used to it! Every time I hear a fart it catches me off guard. I instantly turn to the direction the sound came from and start laughing. 
I’m one of the only white parents at the place and got reprimanded early on because I didn’t want to take my flip flops (you’re gay) off when inside the place.  The Chinese parents are super rude to me. They act like I don’t exist. Do you think They’d accept me more if I started letting them rip out in the open like them? Do people in China fart out in the open like this?
Anyway have a good one.

-Jeff

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

 I’m a native Brooklyn guy in my 40’s. Obviously blaming you for the hipster garbage people…live their food and booze tho. Decent funny movie…great scene of tits of four totally different types…hangers, bangers, crooked…anyway worth the watch. 

Fort Tilden movie

https://www.google.com/search?q=fort+tilden+movie&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

Dear Censored,

Your show has started to suck absolute cock the last couple of weeks. Nobody gives a fuck about your god damn vacation buddy. You clearly came back must’ve not wanted to do a show so you used your stupid fuckin vacation as filler for a shit episode. Get back to doing the fucking show. Like normal. For fuck sakes.

-Dalton

Dear Censored,

I am so glad you showed full body pictures from costa! I had always imagined you with chicken legs, i am so happy to see you have thicc legs! You are actually buff! please keep doing what you are doing  Ryan, You look pumped up!  Censoredtv for EVA! HAIL TO THE IRON GOD’S
I have attached a photo of a males (milos) legs along side mine. I think it says a lot about why America is in the state it’s in! 🤣😅 please no offense. It’s not just the legs..it’s clutching the purse and standing like a sassy lady. love love,

-Mindy

Dear Censored,

On Monday, Asian You played the clip of Dalia Dippolito fake crying after cops told her her husband was killed. But the real queen of murder-for-hire fake crying was Perma Jean Pritchett, who tried to have her pastor husband killed back in the 90s for his insurance. Her reaction when they show her that the guy isn’t dead is a thing of beauty.
It was featured on one of those police video shows, here’s the clip.

-JC

Dear Censored,

The scots have finally snapped 

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Irony that the show does it periodic crash just as you mention this is bad for the brand in the vid of you in Costa.
Fix your shit. 
If you are unaware, the censored.tv site crashes at 15 minute intervals on Android.
Nice Pit Vipers, btw.
Let’s butt fuck.


Uhuru 

-Hunter

Dear Censored,

I want to hear Gavin say HUGE FUCKIN TITS.

-Dan

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRRnWBQy/

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