No Chin

Dear Censored,

This is the way.
Enjoy,

-Eddy

@rubietorres3

I thinks we’re gonna enter a contest 😆

♬ original sound – Rubie Torres

Dear Censored,

Please bring back “Dear Censored” to your website.

-Phil

Dear Censored,

-Tex

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Dear Censored,

Recently in an episode you brought up being interested in History, I was wondering if you had an opinion or have done any reading on the country of Rhodesia. I know you’ve talked about Mugabe in the past and how what was once a decent African country turned into a shitty hell hole with hyper inflation. The Bush War is an interesting read, considering the Rhodesian Armed forces had very little support in the international community and held out for as long as they did, anyways thank you for your time good sir, this show is the only reason my millennial ass gets any chores done around the house. I want to phuck you with my crocs on.

-Lance

P.S. My unit in the Air Force had a briefing a few months back on radical groups in the country, proud boys being one of them and i am not a member but I do support them and what they stand for so I felt very conflicted throughout the whole presentation, however
I will say the presenters didn’t go into much detail and it was vague almost kind of like it’s not that high of a priority just my two cents.

Dear Censored,

My father served during the Tet offensive in the Vietnam War. He said it was one of the best times of his life and wouldn’t trade it for anything. He was a tank commander and also commanded armored cavalry units. They had an unbelievable amount of overwhelming firepower. I heard Gavin ask the vet the other night in the interview if he killed any enemies, and he was reticent to answer. My dad blew people’s fucking arms off with 50 caliber machine guns and has pictures to prove it. He’s literally holding the guy’s arm with a cigarette in his mouth. Can you blame him? They were trying to kill him. They used to attack his perimeter and then run out of ammunition and then surrender, that’s the equivalent of sucker punching a guy in the face and then saying the fights over, life doesn’t work that way and he learned em’ quick. He also threw tons of parties with smoking jackets, scooters, kegs, whiskey, hookers, steaks and has all the pictures to prove that too.They deserved to have some fun. He’s dying of terminal cancer now likely due to agent Orange. He even still owns shot up wallets and sandals made from tire rubber of the people he killed with what’s called a flechette round, which is a tank round filled with a million fucking steel darts. His unit had an over 50% casualty rate and he saw the rotting bodies of his friends in many a swamp. I visited the Vietnam memorial as a child with him so he could see the names of the fellow soldiers he lost. And it was the first time and last time I saw a tear in his eye. Being an eight-year-old punk I spit on the ground nonchalantly, and he slapped my face. He said you never spit on hallowed ground. He has a purple heart by being hit by the from a shrapnel mortar round. He has no Ptsd whatsoever. I think you guys should offer him an interview as he has a plethora of stories to tell that you would find highly entertaining and he deserves the respect to tell his story. This request is non-negotiable, return this email or I’m going to come and kick your fucking ass. 

-Brandon

Dear Censored,

I found a series of short clips that I know you will enjoy. It is a compilation of idiocracy and abnormal behavior and possibly the worst of the left.

He has over 106+ episodes of them and they’re each an hour long, but since it has short clips from social media every second is enjoyable.

-Dog

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVdczfGUuyc6kUwMrZwFD3g

Dear Censored,

Came across this new TikTok trend which is possibly the gayest shit I’ve seen. Nothing more to say.
I’ll put some links in here but I dunno it’s one of those things that you can just watch over and over.
Enjoy 

-Nic


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRrCvcVU/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRrXM4h6/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRrCv6m7/

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRrX8wcB/

Dear Censored,

-Chad

Dear Censored,

-Reese

Dear Censored,

Far be it for me to tell another man how to spend his money but if there was a chance that you could break even in the least, please do it. I’m the proud owner of “How To Be A Man” and have watched it with many of my friends and family, with positive reviews. I’d immediately pay separately for The Death Of Cool, movie. 
The Gavin below wants to know why he shaved his beard in shame, if all you were going to do is let it sit on a shelf and bitch about the cost of owning it.

-WS

Dear Censored,

Give this Canadian the Justin’s job:


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CTLd_mOHDHS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

-Jamison

Dear Censored,

Give him three listens. Or don’t. Fuck it. 
The Last Knife Fighter
https://youtu.be/gnsFY1kNRVs – Younger by the Rye
https://youtu.be/0QvQY4V_m3E – The Ballad of the Last Knife Fighter
https://youtu.be/ozhOW9m0f-E – Work Week for Ramblers 
– Brief 

Dear Censored,

I’ve been struggling for a while now watching too many friends become bitter and judgmental through this time.  Over the past few months I’ve met other parents as school bas opened and I noticed something.  The ones living in fear are basically atheists.  The ones that are good people were all church folk
I never thought as an adult I’d end up returning to church.  I used to be an opinionated punker like you in my younger days and it was cool to be anti religious. 
Yet i noticed something.  Church today is all anout love and community. But growing up it was more about punishment.  You’ll go to hell for this and that.  Then I realized that is what woke is.  Punishment and hatred. 
Crazy how things have changed and here I am spending time with loving people. While shying away from my “woke” vitriolic non religious friends. 
Was just a weird observation
Thanks 

-Chris

Dear Censored,

So our school sent out an email stating that 80% of parents wanted kids to mask up.  Funny though, my wife and I never got said survey asking our opinion about it. 
So we’re out in Arizona so a big thing here is indoor parks. Like trampoline parks and such. Interesting that at these parks masks are optional.  I’ve been at one every Saturday for the past 2 months and there are typically around 300 + kids. Maybe 4 wearing masks.  
So they are lying to us and saying that parents want mask mandates.  But that just doesn’t jive with what I am actually seeing.  It’s really getting to a tipping point. I know so many parents that are just over these weak few running the show and stifling our children
I like you more than a friend 

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Thank you so much for your videos and life advice.
Since I started listening GOML on Youtube to this day my mental health has improved more than when I was actually in therapy.
Your show has given me the strength to face my issues. First, I started boxing and exercising, and thanks to that I have not only improved my physical health, but also met new friends and put some discipline in my life. That led me to address all my health-related issued I was unaware of, and changed my life style. 
What made me more unhappy in the last few years were debt and work. I applied your advice, and in spite of making some Ryan-esque purchases, I have lowered my debt from €5000 to €1600 in a year and a half. I expect to be done with it by the end of the year. Regarding my job… Well, thanks to you I realized that I needed to value myself if I expected others to recognize my value, and also that instead of “resisting” to keep an stability that is destroying myself, I should “fight” and find something that matches my true self. I am being brave and getting in trouble, and unless things change in the short/mid-term, I may get fired and need to start looking for a new job, however, the idea does not causes me to panic anymore.
The next step is starting my own family. Given that in My 2nd world country wages are low and unemployment is around 20%, it will take more time than it should, but I have found a like-minded significant other with ‘conservative values’ (formerly known as “common sense”) and I believe we can make it work. 
Also, thank you for keeping me sane during the last few years and thank you fighting for free speech and the right to be our true selves and speak our minds.
As my late father would say “I love you so much I’d kiss you on your snout.” Keep fighting the good fight.
(Truly) Love you more than a friend,
p.s: If I ever travel to the US, I’ll pay you a visit in NY, take a selfie, and pretend it is a moment #sorrynotsorry
p.s2: When your Katsu-Rivera granddaughter is born, please enable a P.O. Box so we can send her our gifts. Say hi to Ryan on my behalf, btw. 

-Sub

Dear Censored,

I’m in the Air Force currently in my tech school. for those that don’t know, that means i’m just in my specific job training after basic training. There is a trans guy here who thinks he is a girl and he is a fucking piece of shit. If he tried hard or gave a fuck about anything I really wouldn’t  mind i’d just think there is just a very ugly dude in this unit, but no he fucking sucks. He basically does anything he wants and anyone that disagrees with him he calls a transphobe or racist. Everyone hates him here except for a few girls who joined because they thought the Air force was easy and this is fashion to them. This job is hard as fuck and very important and these stupid girls are ruining it. We have to deal with real shit. 
I wrote this months ago but waited till I graduated before sending. If you only knew what I know about our enemies you’d never sleep. I’m fighting 2 wars. One against our enemies and one against the useless fucks on our side.

-Rob

Dear Censored,

While working in Edmonton, AB recently I got to hear some Canadian Pop on the radio.  This song in particular has been stuck in my head ever since.  My favorite part is the guitar solo at 1:46!

Thanks and take care,

-Glenn

Dear Censored,

-Jamie

Dear Censored,

You may have seen this story already, but just wanted to say that, as a Marine I respect the HELL out of this guy. He did what you always say. He never stopped fighting, he was brave, then he got in trouble and was fired. I’m sure he’ll do just fine in the private sector, and at least now he can sleep at night having said what needed to be said.
For the video that he posted, If you’re going to play on the show, I recommend skipping to 2:35 or even 4:30 for a shorter clip.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/marine-afghanistan-senior-leaders-accountability
Fuck the police……’s boss.
LMFYWMHO,

-Paul

Dear Censored,

How fucking amazing was this. So glad I had it saved in the old faves folder as it’s getting harder to find. Ancient Chinese secret obviously but still absolute gold. 

Cheers,

-Niall. 

Dear Censored,

See this Instagram video by @modernlifedating: https://www.instagram.com/p/CD1GtMdgggZ/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

-Randy

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