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Dear Censored,

Apparently you lost your mind and became Ryan yesterday when you covered TWO videos you’ve done in the past. The fag drinking water out of cranberry jug and playing airsoft and the white dad who raised a black daughter and confessed his white guilt on some news segment. Here’s the kicker though, the white dad, you’ve done that in a fucking GREEN SCREEN SEGMENT! I’ve included a snap of the episode where you even had it as the thumbnail!

-Barbie

Dear Censored,

Man brings Frying Pan & plays Whack-an-Antifa Game!
-Kim

Dear Censored,

You were looking for Mark Hill, the fag who wrote that cracked article. 
Here he is: https://twitter.com/mehil
He also has his own website that is mind blowingly cool: https://www.mehill.org/
Also, it took me 5 seconds to find him on Cracked.com, so Ryan sucks at his job, which you already know: https://www.cracked.com/members/Firebird/

-Brian  

Dear Censored,

Soccer in this case, but this goes for any contact sport. I love this part: 
Male footballers were most often injured colliding with another player, while female players were most often injured from contact with the ball or a goalpost.

-Hendrik

http://news.sky.com/story/girls-twice-as-likely-to-suffer-concussions-playing-football-than-boys-study-shows-12288497

Dear Censored,

I saw this video a while back and I thought you could add some good commentary to it (if you haven’t already.) I believe it serves as a good example of the lack of parental guidance for some black people. This poor guy didn’t know how to properly do one of the most basic of functions until this moment. Also, here’s another link to use as a possible “video drop.” Thanks.

-Maria



Dear Censored,

So the Democrats started going into Vietnam (In the early 60s) and JFK was the one who really got us into the shit.
Though offically we did not get into Vietnam until LBJ used the excuse of a firecracker as a major attack on a Naval Vessel.  Oh South Vietnam was run by a Catholic this is what the assassination of President NGO Dinh Diem being assassinated on orders of JFK looked like. JFK kept killing our allies and installing leaders who were worse than the last. JFK really did nothing good for our nation and lets be honest only is remembered because he looks nice. 
As much as I loath LBJ, the space program was always his baby even when he was Senate President. JFK simply looked pretty and made a nice speech.

-William

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngo_Dinh_Diem#/media/File:Corpse_of_Ng%C3%B4_%C4%90%C3%ACnh_Di%E1%BB%87m_in_the_1963_coup.jpg

Dear Censored,

Have you heard the Detroit post-punk band,PROTOMARTYR
They’ve been around 10 years now, maybe you’ll enjoy them.
Please watch Mike Leigh’s short film, ‘A Sense of History’ or I’ll keep nagging.
I like you more than a friend. 

-Russell

Dear Censored,

Might be ancient Chinese secret, but this is the power of one curious man. 

-Chook

Dear Censored,

Wanted to share a story that happened to my friend, he was shopping at Costco didn’t have a face mask on during his entirety of shopping, when he got to the register they asked him to put one on and he said he doesn’t wear a mask, then then proceeded to write his membership number down, when he asked why they were doing this the cashier just responded “I’m just doing my job” couple days later he received this in the mail.

– Maximilian

Dear Censored,

African bug spray commercial

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

WTF- like her dogs are going to custom design and order this for her with their own credit cards!

We are fucked

-Rob

Dear Censored,

Here is a link to a Daily Mail story explaining what happened in the clip of a woman being executed on the street.

I bet you’ve been mailed this 200 times by now.  If so, please disregard.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9500995/Woman-38-arraigned-shooting-ex-girlfriend-52-head.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed&ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

-R

Dear Censored,

I know you don’t want homework, but the Tucker video linked below does a great job of explaining why Chicago and other major American cities are quickly turning into crime ridden cesspools. Its not crazy long but it shows the damage that is being done by these Soros funded prosecutors. Its not just the main politicians that are fucking things up, this past weekend a Cook County judge required a defendant to post a $500 bond for a trespassing incident in which he ran across the field during a White Sox game, (video linked in the article below) at the same time he required bond for the trespasser this judge released multiple offenders on recognizance bonds for gun possession charges. In Chicago (Cook County) the black criminals are allowed to run wild and the carnage that is being seen is a direct result. Keep up the good work. 
Bluto Blutarsky 

Dear Censored,

Business Insider: At least 4 Proud Boys shared intelligence with the FBI before the Capitol riot, Reuters reported.
https://www.businessinsider.com/4-proud-boys-shared-intelligence-with-the-fbi-2021-4

Dear Censored,

The people who invent DIY hacks think we’re all retarded.  Only 5-year olds and retards would cut a hole in their dress to make it into a blouse, for convenience.  Go full retard 11 seconds in. 

-Chris

Dear Censored,

There is NO gay gene to be discovered. Again, there is NO gay gene to be discovered and if they supposedly find an “gay” gene I call BULLCRAP because I would love to know the criteria of that determination (the magical gay gene) and the board/sponsors who paid for such a study. Yes, genetics plays part in who we are and our predispositions (alcoholism, cancer, chromosomal abnormalities, excessive  effeminite/masculine characteristics, physical and other genetic mutations leading to diseases/mental illnesses). There is no gay gene determining that some people will become gay and will be attracted to their own gender. There will never be a gay gene. Yes, there are effeminate men and masculine girls. Yes, some who become gay probably won’t need a lot of coaxing to sexually pursue their own gender. Yes, there are endocrinal/hormonal issues that lead to them being predisposed perhaps to easily take on being gay with the addition of external factors like home life, early sexual grooming, abuse, vanity exploitation, and coaching, but there is no magical gay gene to be discovered.
There is no freaking way a baby in utero could be pre-evaluted to determine whether they will most likely “gay” in adulthood. Chromosomal abnormalities that make them more likely to pursue such (which can already to some extent be known with hermaphrodites and such), maybe, but a gay gene, nope. That’s like saying you can factually determine in utero who will become a criminal or lifetime alcoholic even if their ancestry suggests heavily that they will. Yes, we can make some assumptions based on facts surrounding that human, but we cannot find a “gay gene”. It sounds retarded. I wish you’d stop saying that. 

-A

Dear Censored,

Here’s a cool video you might enjoy. Idk if I’d even have the guts to jump out of a moving helicopter let alone wrestle a stag. Apologies if this is ancient Chinese secret. 
Thanks,

Adam. 

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

I thought this clip from The Breakfast Club was something to enjoy together:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/COIe9anA6Y3/?igshid=1fy83mhissg8b
The left is going to cannibalize themselves before the midterms. 
Have an awesome Monday dudes; cheers!


-Erik

Dear Censored,

Officer Brandon Tatum drops truth bomb on BBC… – CITIZEN FREE PRESS

Check out this Russian yodel techno singer. Can you help me figure out if it’s a dude or a chick? Btw the song is kind of sweet, fuckin Russians man…
Thanks

-Frank

Dear Censored,

Check out this Russian yodel techno singer. Can you help me figure out if it’s a dude or a chick? Btw the song is kind of sweet, fuckin Russians man…
Thanks

-Frank

Dear Censored,

Not sure you’ve seen this, the Army Lt had run in with police on another occasion.
Dude talks and acts like an affirmative action retard.

-Dylan

Dear Censored,

 almost pissed myself laughing as I looped this video over and over.
A stupid leftist retard starts recording a video with her cat and mentions she uses “She/Her pronouns” and in that exact moment the cat’s ear twitches and the cat scratches the shit out of her dumb face. Her delayed shock is absolutely delicious.
Please share this joyous video on the show to brighten everyone’s day
https://banned.video/watch?id=60835e9e039f9407f492a256 fun starts at the 11:38 minute mark

I like you more than a friend,

-Rahul 

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