Israel launches a "preemptive" (whatever that means) strike against Iran. The excuse is thin but as always the slogan is catchy - ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF! It doesn't matter who started it! What matters is we're going to war boys! Strap up - it's going to be a bumpy ride.

"BUT THE MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!" I don't like them either but the real terrorists are the friends we've made along the way. You won't believe which country runs all the airport security screening services - the very same ones that just keep "failing" to stop any terrorist attacks.