In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and force Tim Pool to quit.