INTRO: Eating Watermelon Is Hardly the Worst Thing Black People Do (0:00-12:28) • Shelley Duvall: 1949-2024 (12:28-19:38) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Hot Rod Songs (19:38-55:53) • VOICEMAIL: Mad Mike Asks for Writing Tips; Luke from Seattle Wants to Know if I've Ever Eaten Canadian Goose Meat; Caller Suggests a New Equation for Calculating LeBron James's IQ; What Went Through My Mind When I Realized the David Duke Interview Was Going to Last for More Than 20 Minutes? (55:53-1:21:33) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Deader than Joe: Sheila Jackson Lee, the Dumbest Woman in Congress, Beats Biden to the Finish Line (1:21:33-2:02:59) • Philly Woman Shoots Baby in Stroller Over $100 Drug Debt; The Negro Infant's Parents Fled Because They Had Warrants (2:02:59-2:08:35) • 340-Pound Indiana Foster Mom Crushes 10-Year-Old Boy to Death After Sitting on Him for Misbehaving (2:08:35-2:17:36) • 12-Year-Old Girl Charged With Suffocating 8-Year-Old Cousin to Death "After Fight Over iPhone" (2:17:36-2:21:39) • Were Shakespeare and Lincoln Homos? (2:21:39-2:32:57) • Voodoo Candles Cause Explosion on Haitian Migrant Boat, 40 Die at Sea (2:32:57-2:37:22) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" TO SUBSCRIBE FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:37:22-2:38:23)

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