
RUDE BRITANNIA!
Earning herself the title "Biggest Bitch in Britain," Katie Hopkins is well known for telling it like it is. She has been arrested by the Met Police Major Homicide Command for her views on migrants, banned from South Africa by the ANC for reporting on the genocide of whites, and been the target of a jihadi plot to have her beheaded. Undaunted, Hopkins says she is now unstoppable. “The elite have taken my jobs, my liberty, my house, and have even come for my kids on more than one occasion” she says, “Frankly, when you have nothing left to lose, you are as free as you can possibly be. I can finally speak my truths unapologetically.”
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RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP65: Club Rude Britannia Closes It’s Doors
After 65 happy episodes together, it's last orders at Club Rude Britannia. My father says all good things come to an end...which also helps explain how Pelosi i...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP64 Pt.2: Katie, the masturbating homeless and porn in Parliament.
Katie takes us behind the scenes on life on the road including her lucky rabbits foot (not so f*cking lucky for the rabbit, plus casually doing burpees near a m...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP64: Club Rude Britannia on the road in California
Katie spreads herself about California like jam on cold toast - and tries sky diving to celebrate 6 years seizure free. Club Rude Britannia also gate crashes th...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP63: Katie brings you surf, serious spy wear and a sunrise at 5.45. What’s not to love?
You can say many things about Club Rude Britannia. Perhaps you may even feel inclined to criticise. But one thing we can't be beaten on is costume and location...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP62: Katie Hopkins Creates a Sh*t Sandwich
Sandwiching bad news between the good, Club Rude Britannia considers the tantalising possibility of a win for Marine Le Pen which will mean Hopkins can finally...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP61: Katie and the Tranny Gingerbreads
Dressed like a normal person, Katie acknowledges that it is definitely her fault Ryan is slower at uploading these episode than a slug on Xanax. Reviewing the B...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP60: FINALLY Katie shows us her bush
TO celebrate the first day of Spring in the UK, your Club Rude Britannia host finally shows off her bush -- and what a spectacle it is. Aside from the floral tr...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP59: Katie Hopkins has a baseball bat in hand. One assumes all is not well in Blighty
Arriving back into the UK, Hopkins is shocked by the battering being taken by the British people. Energy bills are quadrupled, the true cost of inflation is aro...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP58: Katie Breaks Back into Blighty and we wonder, how does one woman have so many wrinkles?
After four weeks on the road, Raising the Rebel Armies Across America, Katie heads home to remind her children she is their mother. Some pressing questions rema...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP57: Katie spreads like a rash across CA
Clearly over-excited to be back on the road, Hopkins updates the Club on here travels, offers excellent sexual therapy for the truckers and rages at the parents...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP56: Why Are There So Many Chinese People in China Town?
Katie is back on the streets of San Fran asking the difficult questions no one is the slightest bit interested in the answer to. Watch her leap about the harbou...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP55.5: Hopkins heads to help hand out crack pipes in San Fran
Homeless Hopkins is back on the road in the USA (don't ask how) and headed to San Fran to hang with her tribe. She wants to know what Safe-Spaces and Free Crack...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP55: I BLAME THE GERMANS
After a fantastic Worldwide Freedom Rally with Katie leading the charge on the Cornish front, Western Europe awoke to the Germans announcing Phase 1 of a Social...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP54: Club Britannia follows the detention and deportation of NOVAK DJOKOVIC
Your hostess with the mostess was unceremoniously deported from Australia last year for mocking the governments tyrannical lockdown of its own people. Now the s...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP53: The Climate Confiscation: Now, they are coming for our cars…
As predicted, the COVID hysteria in Western Europe has created a compliant mass of fools fixated on the idea that tyranny must be applied equally to all. Katie...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP52: Club Rude Britannia celebrates its first full year.
Katie seems a bit desperate to show off her boobs as she brings us up to speed with where she's at, how the wheels are coming off the Covid Wagon in Western Eur...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP51: Boris Johnson is a one armed burglar with an itchy ass clinging on to a window ledge by his fingertips
This could be our last Club Rude Britannia with Boris in charge of Britain. Despite the insanity in Western Europe, Hopkins finally gets round to showing off he...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP50: Club Rude Britannia prepares for Christmas
Stop the press! Hopkins has been in one place for two weeks and is doing her best impression of being a wife, mother and home-maker. No one is convinced. Plus E...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP49: Club Rude Britannia returns to Blighty
...and has a serious moment Finally returned to her family, Hopkins sets about an update from Australia and Western Europe. She doesn't much like what she sees...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP48: Austria puts its unvaccinated under house arrest, and Hopkins aint happy
Hopkins heads out with Club Rude Britannia on the final leg of her USA, pondering the lessons learned and the things she has see before she makes the break for...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP47: My Bush Is On Fire
From sunny Palm Springs to shitty Skid Row and many places in between Katie is taking Club members on the road with her wherever she goes. Sick of having unwiel...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP46: Katie tries to show off her boobs
Recognising the futility of her efforts with her 32B's Hopkins tries to distract Club Rude Britannia members with an array of interesting backdrops on the deser...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP45: Katie Hopkins Brings Club Rude Britannia to the Desert
Reporting under the labial folds of a mammoth Marilyn Monroe, Hopkins takes Club Members on a bicycle safari in the desert, stopping by the latest LGBT Retireme...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP44: Katie Hopkins brings Club Rude Britannia to the African Plains …. Just off the freeway in Austin
There really is no place like Texas. Particularly not when it's pretending to be Africa and involves plastic elephants. Katie has a genius story from her short...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP43: Katie turns up to sick to work and can’t be
Wondering if she will actually sh*t herself on stage whilst introducing Roger Stone, Katie ponders sickness in the time of universal paranoia. Her cure package...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP42: Club Rude Britannia takes to the streets of NYC
Under the gaze of Lady Liberty, New York is an apartheid city once more. The 'clean' and compliant may eat inside, the unclean are forced to the curb. And the s...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP41: Club Rude Britannia Rocks Up in Orlando
Katie ponders the cruelty of people being turned away by synagogues, churches and their own children over the state injectable, shares her experiences with her...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP40: Katie finally gets her ass out at Club Rude Britannia
It was only a matter of time. But Katie wants to make clear - you can deport our arses but you cannot deport the truth. From Arizona to Dallas, Katie is taking...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP39: Katie Breaks Back in the USA ready to RECALL
After lying under Grave (the Hurricane) in Mexico, Hopkins has broken back into our country where Brits are still banned. Harassing candidates in the street, tr...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP38: Katie takes Club Rude Britannia on a Mexican Escape
Lying under Hurricane Grace and sweating her way up and down the shoreline to marvel at the hard-working Mexicans, Katie is offering for you to escape with her...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP37: Fundamentalist Welsh people must not be allowed to breed with my daughter
Club Rude Britannia is a fresh air bonanza this week as Katie asks the Club to help create mandatory dating rules for her daughter. Watch as another boat load o...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP36: Cake and Puppy Porn for the emotionally unstable
Using cheap tricks to try to keep her audience engaged, Katie lifts up Anton in Paris for your to hear his voice. Distracted by cakes and puppies, she ponders w...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP35: Club Rude Britannia hits the main stage in Trafalgar Square
Katie brings the scoop from France, gets behind the scenes at the Worldwide Freedom rally and finally admits to being a mum. You heard it here first

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP34: What the bloody hell is going on in Blighty?
Mandatory vaccine passports to attend church! Katie lands back into Blighty ahead of mandatory vaccine passports and rules for thee but not for me. Join her as...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP33: Katie Hopkins Shut Away by the Australian Government
Katie presents Rude Club Britannia from the confines of quarantine where she was accompanied by police escort, locked in by the army and has no access to the ke...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP32: Club Rude Britannia Prepares to Take To the Road
Katie confides in the club about the ridiculous COVID rules now affecting her own son, ponders why the nipple height Muslim mayor is putting 850 transexual sex...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP31: Cupboard sex and Psycho Mums
Government minister of Lockdown caught fondoodle-noodling someone else wife in a cupboard, why our win against The Germans at the Euros was so glorious and how...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP30: How George Floyd Got Into British Panties.
For God's sake don't mention the war....except you kind of have to here at Club Rude Britannia as Katie explains her dislike of Germans ahead of the England Ger...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP29: Katie talks WANGS, Wimbles and Weirdo Scientist-Virgins.
Unsure why anyone would try and help bumble bees if all they do in return is sting your arse, Katie brings us a cold blast of darkness from the U.K. under the t...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP28: Katie Hopkins has the G7 on her doorstep...
...and would prefer it if they would all p*ss off. Club Rude Britannia consider the massive hypocrisy of the G7 meeting in person when British people aren't al...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP27: Katie Shows You Her Bush
Katie brings Club Rude Britannia back to Blighty. Finally our club gets out of hotel rooms and into the fresh air, with the latest from Bonkers Britain... be pr...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP26: Katie Hopkins takes Club Rude Britannia on an emotional rollercoaster. Strap in.
From the hidden homeless in Downtown Denver, to the horror of a woman killed by the vaccine and the inner working of the Hopkins mind - this is no ordinary epis...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP25: Heading to Porn Hub on a Peloton and hit the town with Roger Stone
Katie hits the detonate button on a British city council who have chosen to commemorate the first anniversary of the drug-addled woman beater George Floyd, has...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP24: Taking on gun-phobes, fatty boom-booms and gunts
Katie takes the Club on the range, vents her spleen on chubsters posing with their massive vaccinated arms and discusses her own issues with her gunt.

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP23: Club Rude Britannia comes out swinging in The Villages
Katie brings you all the latest from sunny Florida in the world's largest retirement community. She asked why everyone was dancing at 6pm. "Because it's Wednesd...

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP22: Katie Hopkins Tightens Her Vagina with Gavin
Club Rude Britannia chat droopy labia, Hopkins finds freedom on the back of a bike on the 10 and stuff Gavin McInnes does not want you to hear.

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP21: Club Rude Britannia ponders knob cheese
Katie introduces Pastor Tim Thompson to motorboating in church and ponders knob cheese and green lockdowns.

RUDE BRITANNIA! - EP20: Bedroom strawberries and Royal Feuds
Katie continues her epic mission across the States to lift up our side, meeting with the people behind the Recall of Gruesome Newsome, delivering The Big Laugh...