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Evolution takes billions of years to create significant mutations... except when it comes to viruses that kill people, because we have a new one of those every five years, which I guess just drop out of the sky or something. Definitely not manmade though, unlike climate change.

May 09th, 2020

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Aug 09th, 2020

The Mind Virus

Everyone knows that we're in a war, they just don't know how to categorize it. As it turns out, that's the point. In an attempt to alleviate some of t...

Jul 13th, 2020

The Accelerationist's Guide to Racial Bigotry

With all the uproar about BLM and tensions between the left and right going on in America right now, we've forgotten that racism is actually good and...

Jul 03rd, 2020

What Is Art?

Human beings act things out before they can understand them. This is why hundreds of years ago, human civilization was aesthetically amazing, and now,...

Jun 29th, 2020

Parents, Purity, and Psychedelics - Optical Allusion, Ep. 5

When Jesus said "unless you be converted, and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven," he probably didn't mean for...

Jun 12th, 2020

Why Not?

Only begin watching this video if you are intent on watching it the whole way through, otherwise be ready to become terrified. Have a good one :)

Jun 04th, 2020

Monsters for Innocence - Optical Allusion, Ep. 4

Stories of brutes protecting the innocent are as old as man, and every time they make a resurgence, it's a welcome surprise. They also tend to make yo...

May 26th, 2020

The Death of the Übermensch - Optical Allusion, Ep. 3

The death of superheroes comes when their fanbase of kids into baseball and Bugs Bunny gets replaced by bearded manbabies into weed and Rick and Morty...

Apr 25th, 2020

His Name Is Robert Parr - Optical Allusion, Ep. 2

Fight Club and The Incredibles are very different movies, but they have one thing in common: the conclusion that all motivation behind man's behavior...

Apr 25th, 2020

The Difference a Mother Makes - Optical Allusion, Ep. 1

Having a bad mom might make you kill televisions hosts. How and why? Watch, as I prove that Joker and Forrest Gump are the same movie.

Apr 11th, 2020

How So?

Apathetic hedonism is not much better than mental self-flagellation, but at least one of them is capable of enduring pain. If you're from /pol/ and th...

Apr 04th, 2020

The Grand Unifying Theory of Conspiracy, Part 2: Demonology

Enlightenment philosophy, unsurprisingly, runs parallel to the hierarchy of demons in Hell, forming an Unholy Trinity that dances to the tune of Cain....

Mar 16th, 2020

The Grand Unifying Theory of Conspiracy, Part 1: Synorology

After you check sophsupply.com for brand-spanking new garments woven not of two sorts, witness me reverse the historical narrative of the 20th century...

Feb 06th, 2020

The Time Machine

History repeats itself, and you don't have to be a historian to figure that one out. Traveling forwards, backwards, and even stopping time altogether...

Jan 08th, 2020

Little Krampus' Gift Shop

You are awakened by the placid taps the snowflakes make on your bedroom window, almost as if gently reminding you of what time of year it is - as if y...

Dec 08th, 2019

honeypot.net

More than a boomer concern: Kaczynski had a point when he said technology'd be the end of us, but truth be told, we could put it to good uses, such as...