INTRO: Clash of the Billionaire Comic-Book Supervillains (0:00-9:11) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Bo Diddley (9:11-35:10) • FUNNIEST MEN ON EARTH: Don Rickles (35:10-1:01:15) • VOICEMAIL: Caller Agrees With My Take on the Mexican Virgin Princess and His All-Gay Army of Boy-Gropers; Nikola "Joker" Jokic and the Karen Question (1:01:15-1:22:29) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Cop Suffers Broken Back After Riding 60MPH on Top of Hoodlum's Car, Perp Gets 5 Years, Cop Forgives Him; Teacher Arrested For Making "Terrorist" Threats Against Entire Class After Finding a Swastika Drawing; Burly Black Yoof and Asian Schizo Face Hate-Crime Charges for Separate Anti-White Attacks (1:22:29-2:09:20) • THE PORTLAND REPORT: Randy Returns to Talk About How P-Town Was Destroyed by Fentanyl and Trannies, The Time He Ripped Someone's Scalp off His Skull and Put it Back Before the Cops Came, Accidentally Freezing His Eyeball With Nitrous Oxide, and Bumming Out Yoko Ono After Shooting Himself in the Knee (2:09:20-2:43:43)