INTRO: Being White, Despite "Left" and "Right" (0:00-11:19) • Salty Cap'n Jimmy Returns From His Beach Vacation With a New Hat! (11:19-16:23) • CLIPFEST: Almost Dead Things, Aquatic Nightmares, Towns Being Destroyed, and Things That Won't Stop Burning (16:23-29:40) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Roger Miller (29:40-49:09) • FUNNIEST MEN ON EARTH: Laurel and Hardy (49:09-1:20:15) • VOICEMAIL: Did "Sex and the City" Ruin Our Culture?; Montravious Wants to Know What Just Happened in Russia (1:20:15-1:38:50) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: The Titanically Stupid Implosion of the OceanGate Titan; Musk v. Zuckerberg in Octagon Death Match!!!; Descendants of Slaves Celebrate Juneteenth By Shooting Each Other (1:38:50-2:40:05)