INTRO: The Difference Between a Man and a Douchebag (0:00-9:15) • Update on the Thing That Lives Across the Hallway (9:15-14:37) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Black People Reacting to Led Zeppelin (14:37-49:18) • HARDBALLER HALL OF FAME: Steve McQueen (49:18-1:29:30) • VOICEMAIL: Caller Would Rather Be With His Bros All Day Than His Wife, And He Doesn't Think It's Gay; Nigga Reesha Wants to Know What's Up; Advice About Dealing With the Tranny Who's Threatening My Son; Who Are Some Good Country Guitarists Besides Roy Clark?; What Happened to Chester, PA? (1:29:30-1:54:38) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: RFK, Jr. Suggests COVID Spared Chinks and Jews; Body-Mod Addict Gets Nose Removed and Whines That People Harass Him in the Streets; Portland "Queersurgeon" Admits That Trans Surgeries on Kids Lead to Rectal Injury and Sexual Dissatisfaction; Dog the Bounty Hunter Goes From N-Bombs to Fag-Bashing (1:54:38-2:49:25)