INTRO: The Unpardonable Word (0:00-9:33) • My Brief Brush With a Hate-Crime Hoax (9:33-16:25); Did Heavyweight Champ Oleksandr Usyk Get Punched in the Balls? (16:25-26:56) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Surf Rock Instrumentals (26:56-51:55) • TV MAUSOLEUM: "Buffalo Bill" With Dabney Coleman (1983-4) (51:55-1:25:49) • VOICEMAIL: Would You Take Your Baby Back to a Nanny Who Burnt Him With a Heating Pad and Overmedicated Him?; What Was Wally George Really Like?; The Ecstasy of Ennio Morricone; The Most Ridiculously Pronounced Eyebrows That Luke From Seattle Has Ever Seen (1:25:49-1:50:35) • THE PORTLAND REPORT: Randy Intervenes in an Assault and Accidentally Almost Starts a Race War (1:50:35-2:27:10) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Trump Accused of Purposely Using a Word That Rhymes With "N****rs" (2:27:10-2:40:06); KKKrispy KKKreme Accused of Misspelling "Congrats" in a Racist Way (2:40:06-2:46:58); Nevada Man Decapitated by His Girlfriend, Who Also Happens to Be His Son's Wife (2:46:58-2:58:23); The "Adult Baby" Who Gives Lectures to Schoolkids (2:58:23-3:07:11); Teacher Assigns "Creative Writing" Prompt for Eighth-Graders: "I Didn't Mean to Kill Her. I Only Wanted to Hurt Her"( 3:07:11-3:15:46)