Intro: The Virgin Queen Chihuahua Has Spoken! (0:00-15:15) • Punching You in the Face With the Truth (15:15-18:33) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: TV Cop and Spy Theme Songs (1957-72) (18:33-44:14) • TV MAUSOLEUM: "The Honeymooners" (1955-56) (44:15-1:19:06) • VOICEMAIL: Why Do I Hate Charles Bukowski?; Where's My Interview With Jared Taylor? (1:19:06-1:32:17) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Howard Stern: "I Am Woke, Motherfucker, and I Love It!" (1:32:17-1:48:09) • Black Couple Tries to Frame Imaginary White Couple for Running Over Their Two-Year-Old Son While Backing Out of the Driveway (1:48:09-1:52:57) • Dothead/Muslim Hybrid Comic Hasan Minhaj Confesses He Made Up Stories of Racist Abuse (1:52:57-2:04:26) • Black Portland Mom Gets Only 30 Days in Jail For Waterboarding Her Baby and Putting it in a Freezer (2:04:26-2:09:27) • Yarmulke-Wearing NYC Dentist Sued for Allegedly Jerking His Tiny Penis and Asking His Chauffeur to Watch (2:09:27-2:16:20) • Black Texas Killer Suspected of Killing 20+ Elderly White Women is Beaten to Death in Prison (2:16:20-2:21:33) • JAWS OF THE WHITE PANTHER: Don't Light the Fuse if You Don't Wanna Get Blasted (2:21:33-2:30:46)